I Ask You | Cliches – A Double Standard?

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It was a dark and stormy night.

The young farmer sat at the bar, a watered beer wrapped in his hands. The Wizard beside him, beard long and grey, was fidgeting in the worst way, making the country bumpkin even more nervous. This was all more than he bargained for.

Lightning flashed outside, setting sparks to dancing in the Wizard’s gimlet eyes.

“You’re a Wizard, Larry,” said the Wizard.

The young lad gawped at the old man. Could this day get any worse? His family had been killed by orcs, and now this Wizard was telling him that he was the only hope to destroy the Evil Dark Lord™ by finding the mythical magical weapon, which was lost further back in time than even the memories of the oldest crones stretched.

“I can’t do this!” said Larry. “I can’t even read, but you expect me to defeat the Dark Lord, who has enslaved entire races?”

“Of course. You are the only one who can. You have a hidden legacy, passed to you from your royal ancestors.”

Larry shook his head, resigned. It was going to be a long day.

 

 

We all know them. When subverted, they work to the authors advantage, when let run wild, they bog down a story. If an author approached an editor or agent with a story like the one I wrote above, they’d be lucky to have the first page of their manuscript read… yet, when a book does get picked up, and it moves down the line to the marketing department, it often comes out the other end with a cover riddled with cliches. What’s the deal with this? Clichés within a novel are bad, but clichés on the cover help sell more novels?

So, my question for you:

Why are clichés shunned in the text of novels, but often embraced on the cover? Should publishers look for the same originality in their art departments that they seek in their authors?

So, great readers, writers and publishers, what are your thoughts on clichéd novels and clichéd covers?

I Ask You | A Dribble of Ink in 2010

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Every year, like many people, I make resolutions for the new year. Every year, like many people, I completely and utterly abandon them by January 3rd. So, instead of doing that, I thought I’d ask you guys, my readers, to give me some ideas.

What would you like to see from A Dribble of Ink in 2010?

More interviews (this was a popular one on twitter, when I asked the question)? More reviews? More articles and commentary? Wider scope of News? Less snark? More snark? More Science Fiction? Videogame reviews? Something I’ve never done, or would never think of?

How can I make A Dribble of Ink your favourite blog of 2010?

I Ask You | Christmas List

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This one’s an easy one. It’s Christmas and my family’s in a giving mood, naturally I like my list to be full of scrumptious novels to read by the fire.

So far I’ve got:

The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman.
Watchmen by Alan Moore
The Tales of Beedle the Bard by J.K. Rowling
Black Man by Richard Morgan.

The question is simple this time around:

What novels should be on my Christmas list? What novels are on your Christmas/Kwanza/Hanukkah/I’m-just-a-greedy-bastard/Holiday List?

 

I Ask You | Top 5 Most Essential Novels

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Over at his blog, Enter the Octopus, Matt Staggs asks an interesting question:

I know that there’s been a good many attempts to quantify a “canon” of fantastic literature, but why should we let that stop us now? When I say “quality” fantasy literature, what comes to mind, and why? Let’s say you give me five good examples. After a while, I’ll wade in and give you mine.

I thought it would be fun to ask my readers the same thing.

What are the five most essential Science Fiction and Fantasy novels?

I Ask You | Reviews

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My first edition of I Ask You went over better than I had anticipated, with a lot of great input from my readers. That one was focused around interviews and it’s had a direct impact on how I approach my interviews.

To that end, I thought it was about time for another edition. This time I wanted to tackle a subject that has seen a fair bit of discussion over the past several weeks around the ‘net: Reviews.

What makes for a good, interesting review?

Some things to think about: How much plot synopsis do you like? Do you like in depth literary reviews full of quotations, passages from the novel, solid examples? Or more off the cuff reviews? Who are some of your favourite reviewers? Whose reviews do you not enjoy a whole lot?

I Ask You | Interviews

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In my neverending quest to make A Dribble of Ink a better publication, I decided to make a new feature, I Ask You, to get you guys, the readers, more involved in improving things.

My readership is constantly growing – from avid fans, to aspiring writers, to well established authors – and that’s a resource I’d be silly to pass up. To that end, I’ve got a couple of questions for everyone that drops by, and the theme this time is Interviews.

What makes a for a good interview?

Readers: What kind of questions do you like to see? What do you like the author to talk about? How long do you like the interviews to be?

Authors: How can we, the bloggers, keep the interviews from getting stale? What do you most enjoy speaking about? What questions would you like to be asked, but never are?

I Ask You | What Makes for a Good Title?

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Over at Shawn Speakman’s blog, though unrelated to the original post, he and I started to discuss titles for novels, mostly concerning the two we are working on, and it got me thinking in general about some of my favourite titles out there.

I’ve always been a fan of poetic titles – The Blade Itself, The Darkness That Comes Before, The Wooden Sea, Blood Follows, A Breath of Snow and Ashes, The Lies of Locke Lamora – but they obviously don’t always fit every sort of novel. There are plenty of more traditional titles that I really like as well – The Book of Joby, Faith of the Fallen, The Naked God, Wizard and Glass, The Name of the Wind, To Green Angel Tower.

So I thought to myself, ‘why not ask my readers!’ It was a pretty brilliant idea, so I ask:

What are some of your favourite titles?

and

What, in your opinion, makes for a good title?

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