Way cool. Now that’s the chapter I want to read!

… sounds like my first stint in college …

Let me just say, though, that the real ending involves an operatic singer, sixteen double cheeseburgers, a shaved cat and a party hat.

But that’s all I’m saying….

It would be easy to say she gets called up to the big bosses office where he tells Lucy that the fruit-fucker she works for is a douche and she’s brilliant and he’s fired and she’s now the new fruit-fucker.

But that would be easy.

Now if you’re a nerdcore kind of asshole then when Lucy enters her office the boss will turn into a thirty foot fire breathing dragon and devour her for her incompetence. This will keep the other weaklings in line for a few more months, so everyone wins. Except, of course, Lucy. Cause she’s dead.

If you’re a Star Wars kind of asshole then the boss reveals that he’s really a Sith Lord and Lucy pulls out her Light Saber and they go at it, but Aidan writes dialog too good for that.

So… hell anything could happen, really. This is Aidan – effing – Moher we’re talking about.