SCI FI Wire has a rather startling article on just how much it would cost to ‘buy’ a Hugo.

After all, last year it only took 17 votes to get on the ballot if you happened to have an eligible short story, and anyone can vote as long as they pay the fee to join the World Science Fiction Convention. This year it costs $50, so if you do the math (17 votes x $50), that adds up to a cost of just $850 if you want to fund voting privileges for you and 16 friends. (That assumes voting levels stay the same as they have been for the last two years.)

Once you’ve theoretically bought your way onto the ballot, buying a win would (also theoretically) be harder, but still seemingly within the realm of possibility. It costs about 10 times as much as a nomination, though, and presumably is more difficult to both organize and conceal, since more votes are involved. In 2008, you would have needed 176 in the “cheapest” category of Best Fanzine for a win (and you would have to have been eligible in that category). That adds up to a more sizable $8,800.

They even have a break down of how much it would theoretically cost to garner a nomination or win in each of the categories:

Best Novel: Nomination $2,000, Win $18,640

Best Novella: Nomination $1,700, Win $15,750

Best Novelette: Nomination $1,050, Win $14,640

Best Short Story: Nomination $850, Win $16,250 (BEST NOMINATION VALUE)

Best Related Book: Nomination $900, Win $11,750

Best Dramatic Presentation, Long Form: Nomination $2,200, Win $19,100 (SUPER BARGAIN!)

Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form: Nomination $1,200, Win $16,850

Best Editor, Long Form: Nomination $900, Win $12,900

Best Editor, Short Form: Nomination $1,750, Win $14,000

Best Professional Artist: Nomination $1,000, Win $15,300

Best Semiprozine: Nomination $1,900, Win $13,550

Best Fanzine: Nomination $1,300, Win $8,800 (BEST WIN VALUE)

Best Fan Writer: Nomination $1,200, Win $11,900

Best Fan Artist: Nomination $950, Win $9,250

It’s all a little scary when you think of how important the Hugo’s are to the SF world. Now, how to make $8,800….

Everyone knows that person. You know, the one that hasn’t seen Star Wars. You try to pretend it’s not a big deal, but deep down you can’t help but sneer a little at their lack of foresight when it comes to one of the greatest movie trilogies of all time.

This guy knew a girl like that and, well, just read what he had to say:

“Amanda seemed very confident in her knowledge of the Star Wars saga despite never having watched any of the Star Wars films. That was the first good sign. When we sat down to watch them, she started telling me what she thought the plots were going to be, so I told her to hold steady while I went to get my voice recorder.”

What’s amazing to me is that despite having never seen the movies, she’s familiar with Darth Vader, Chewie, Han(s) Solo, Yoda, R2D2 and all the rest of the characters. Just goes to show how ingrained those movies are in popular culture these days!

In some of the strangest news I’ve heard in a fair while, 1up.com is reporting that Graham Joyce, known more for surreal contemporary Fantasy than run-and-gun Science Fiction, has been hired by id Software to help develop the story for the next entry in the popular Doom series of videogames.

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From 1up:

Are you ready for a little culture with your Doom? Well, even if you’re not, get ready because id Software has picked up an award-winning science fiction author to pen Doom 4.

We still don’t know much about the game, but according to Computer and Video Games, award-winning British author Graham Joyce is now attached to the project. His prizes include the British Fantasy Award, Imaginaire Award and the World Fantasy Award for titles like The Facts of Life, Indigo and Dark Sister.

So what’s he going to do with Doom? Unfortunately, Joyce only said, “I can say that id have hired me to help develop the storyline potential.”

While someone like John Scalzi or Tobias Buckellwould seem like a better fit, there’s no denying that Joyce has the chops to tell a compelling, nuanced story. But is that really what Doom needs?

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The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman

The Graveyard Book

AuthorNeil Gaiman

Hardcover
Pages: 304 pages
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing PLC; Children’s ed edition
Release Date: October 20, 2008
ISBN-10: 0747569010
ISBN-13: 978-0747569015


Over the holiday season I picked up, Neil Gaiman’s Stardust, a novel that I had been saving for years. Gaiman is a special case for me, I don’t read his novels lightly, instead saving them for special occasions when I need a reminder why I first fell so in love with reading. Stardust was a mesmerizing read – full of dashing heroes, dastardly villains and a living, breathing Fey world – and perhaps is my favourite novel by my favourite author.

Despite all of this I never wrote a review of Stardust. Why? It’s hard to say. It feels a little above me, to write a casual review of a novel that affected me so much, written by an author who seems nigh untouchable. I’d only be adding to the avalanche of praise already heaped upon the classic novel. In many ways that adoration (and, by extension, all the good things said in the following review) spilled over into my experience with Gaiman’s latest novel, The Graveyard Book, another wonderful sign pointing to Gaiman’s status as a living legend of fairytale literature and Speculative Fiction.
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A Memory of Light, the final volume in Robert Jordan’s epic Wheel of Time saga is sure to be one of the biggest selling novels when it finally hits shelves. Thanks to Sanderson’s generosity, one fan will find themselves in the novel, and all the proceeds go to Heifer International, the same folks who Patrick Rothfuss recently supported through his own fundraising.

From his web site:

It has become a tradition for me to auction off naming rights to one of the characters in each of my novels. In the past, I’ve done this locally, with a church group. People would ‘bid’ cans of food that they would donate to the local food bank, and the winner got to name a character in one of my books. The first appearance was Lord Penrod, named for a woman who’s last name was–not surprisingly–Penrod. Lord Yomen in THE HERO OF AGES changed the tradition slightly in that I started describing the character to look like the person who won the auction. Warbreaker’s Llarimar is another of these winners.

When I started working on the Wheel of Time novel, it was my assumption that I would forego the tradition for this particular book. I wasn’t planning on doing anything. But then the awesome Pat Rothfuss (by the way, Pat, I’m going to answer your email soon. Sorry–I got distracted. Bad Brandon!) started up a charity drive this Christmas. This was a particularly bad year for charities, as a lot of people were tightening their belts and cutting their spending. I read several articles talking about how difficult a year it was going to be for a lot of people in underdeveloped areas of the world, where the economy doesn’t just mean fewer trips to the movies–it means children starve because there isn’t enough food to be had.

At that moment, I realized that we had something very special in the Wheel of Time book–an opportunity that shouldn’t be passed up. I wrote an email to Harriet, telling her about the charity that Pat had been using for his drive. It’s called Heifer International. Instead of just giving food to the poor, they go into developing countries, give them animals to care for, and teach them how to use the livestock to create a sustainable source of income and food. It’s a fantastic idea, and a worthy charity. I asked Harriet if she’d mind me auctioning off a character in A Memory of Light. She was behind that 100%. As some of you may know, Robert Jordan did something like this once, giving a walk-on part to a fan in one of the books. There are a LOT of people who need to be named in this story, and so why not let a few of those names and descriptions go to real people?

During the Last Battle, there will be a lot of groups fighting the Shadow. Well, we’re going to develop and include a special group to represent the Wheel of Time fans who donate in our charity drive.

This isn’t the first time that Brandon Sanderson’s given his fans a chance to appear as a character in one of his novels, but it’s almost certainly the most important.